Karate Auditions Compilation

Here are a few Karate losers. Enjoy friends and family. – GMD

Toyota Commercial Family: Swagger Wagon

Toyota decided to make a music video with actors from one of their commercials. The end result is hilarious. Here is the SWAGGER WAGON! – GMD

Father’s Day Edition: Dad Life – COTM

To all the father’s out there. – GMD

Bad 80’s Commercial: Massengill

WHY! – GMD

Blame Infomercials for Moral Decay

I hope this guy goes out of business. This if anything is the most annoying commercial on TV, besides those Massengill commercials from the 80’s (will post one soon). Anyways, watch and enjoy! – GMD

Refrigerator Logic – Lesson One: “Peanut Butter Doggy”

First video from our new series called Refrigerator Logic.

Bedtime Stories With a Twist…

The fact that Samuel L. Jackson is narrating the story is enough to make me pee in my pants. – GMD

Pissed-at-Men Syndrome

It’s funny, the thing teenagers get worked up over. So, you’ve managed to develop a miniscule blemish on your face the morning of school picture day? And the new shirt you bought especially for the occasion is currently in the wash? Yes, that is a completely acceptable reason to cry your mascara-ed up eyeballs out and threaten never to set foot outside your room again.

Well, one 15 year old in Washington has taken teen angst to the extreme. After her father took her phone away, she decided to demonstrate her disagreement by shooting him with a hunting bow. According to MSNBC, he then had to crawl all the way to a neighbor’s house (in critical condition) to call 911, because she wouldn’t even let him use the phone. Our little rebel then fled into the woods where she was eventually surrounded by the police and arrested. So, next time you start to think maybe you’re being a brat to your parents, and they deserve to be treated a little nicer because of all they’ve done for you….remember, compared to that, you’re an angel. – GMD

Montel Williams, from Talk Show host to Weed Man

Montel Williams, the once famous talk show host. Has decided to open his own medical marijuana dispensary in Sacramento, CA. The future smoke house the bald headed talk beast, will be a place of “education” as he stated in his comments:

“We believe they’re coming in here to be educated,” Williams told News 10 of potential customers. “They’re coming in here so they can feel comfortable, so to make them feel comfortable we’re going to be providing them with more information and more guidance than I believe any facility in this country is attempting to do.”

You do your thing Montel, make sure you smoke the weed after the shop is done and open. You won’t anything done if you start now. – GMD

America Meet Your Wiener…

America is full of people that we dislike, here is one that you might upgrade to pure hatred. Anthony Dickhead decided that it would be interesting to post pictures of himself shirtless on his Twitter account. He claims to send the pictures to a girl that was following him (by the way, she might be a minor too). Apparently the pictures like his judgement got loose and caused a huge issue. He also posted pictures of his penis as well to share with his friends, like a picture of a penis will guarantee a great turn out at the polls (no pun intended). When confronted about the pictures, Anthony blamed hackers for the posts on his Twitter account. Of course, politicians can’t lie to save their lives (Clinton, Bush Sr. and Jr., Nixon – just naming a few). Now, in a act that defines pride and ego. Anthony refuses to resign and wants to stay in congress. Well Mr. Wiener, just like your dick photos you will be out as well. Take care and happy photographing. – GMD