Monthly Archives: February 2010

GMD: Picture of the Day


"Baby Mop" Thanks Japan!

Yes, where can I get one?

Thank you, Japan for your daring spirit which has produced some the greatest and dumbest inventions. Here is on of your bad moments.

Introducing the “Baby Mop”, causing child abuse cases since 1982.

(Courtesy of: Jenny C., FL)

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Retard For Real

On Friday, I was walking around pretending to walk retarded with a limp.  All day I was doing this… later that day, I sprained my ankle playing basketball and was actually forced to walk retarded with a limp. – GMD

(Courtesy of: LeRoy A., FL)

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Gas Pumped

I went to a gas station today and told the associate $20 on pump 2. I went to pump the gas and nothing happened. I waved at the associate and he waved me in. I told him, the pump was off. He said, you haven’t paid. Your on pump 4. When I went outside, the guy at pump 2 left with my $20 of gas in his car. – GMD

(Courtesy of: Nick, NV)

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GMD: Picture of the Day

C'mon!

Well, if a picture is worth a million words. This one is worth a million great moments in dumbness. Damn, this is stupid.

(Courtesy of: GMD Admin.)

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Hollywood’s Dumbest of the Dumb

Hey there friends and dumb hunters,

Recently, OMG from Yahoo! posted some news that is worthy of attention. They have finally admitted what we knew for sometime now. The “Dumbest People in Hollywood”, here are the top 20:
1. Lindsay Lohan – poor movie choices (“I Know Who Killed Me”), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.
2. Kim Kardashian – because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt – who thinks his life on MTV’s “The Hills” is reality – and believes we think so, too.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz – gave the okay for Britney Spears’ disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf – for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.
6. Heidi Montag – reality television star
7. Jessica Simpson – singer
8. Kiefer Sutherland – actor, recurring drunk driver
9. Tori Spelling – former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul
10. Rumer Willis – daughter of two famous people
11. Nick Hogan – son of pro wrestler
12. Courtney Love – aging rock chick, disaster
13. J.R. Rotem – music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy
14. Britney Spears – pop star, train wreck
15. Brad Garrett – comedian, paparazzi hater
16. Ken Paves – celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on
17. Jennifer Love Hewitt – actress
18. Brad Womack – indecisive Bachelor
19. Michael Jackson – former singer, mess
20. Cash Warren – celebrity boyfriend

(Courtesy of: The Daily News)

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GMD: Picture of the Day

Moran's are out.

Yes, this is a real photo. A protester that apparently does not realize he has misspelled “Morons”. So, who’s the “Moran” (you mean moron)?

(Courtesy of: GMD Admin.)

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Good English

I young girl walked into class frustrated. The teacher approaches the student and asked, “What’s wrong?” The young girl said, her science teacher cannot explain the assignments. She complained about the teachers english. She said, “The teacher no speak a good english” – GMD

(Courtesy of: Juan O., FL.)

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Bullet Proof Fashion

Here’s an article, on bullet proof clothing. Enjoy!

Last week, I predicted that personal protection products would become hot items, and just South of the border, it’s developed into a style.

In Mexico, worried residents are buying bulletproof apparel from Miguel Caballero, like their lives depend on it. Rising crime and violence has spread anxiety throughout the country, and as a result, Caballero is cashing in.

What happens on laundry day? Didn’t think of that right… – GMD

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DumbLaws.com

Thanks to the great people at DumbLaws.com. We have this to share with you. Dumb laws, per state:

Florida

It is illegal to sell your children.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Alabama

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

(Courtesy of: http://www.Dumblaws.com)

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