Monthly Archives: March 2010

GMD: Breaking News – Oh, Ricky…

Like the inappropriate gay poses don't give it away.

Well, its official. Ricky Martin, former pop star of 80’s boy band “Menudo” and best known for his multi-platinum solo career, has finally admitted what I knew years ago. He is gay. Ricky Martin, posted a heart-felt message on his website explaining his decision to come out of the closet. Now, your thinking how the hell is this a GMD? Well, we knew he was gay years ago. I mean from his hair to his toenails, it screams metro-sexual. Now, it screams homosexual. The picture above tells the story. All they need in this picture is a bottle of baby oil and we have gay porn. – GMD

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Needing Your Help!

Hey Peeps,

Hope all of you are doing well. We want to thank all of you for the stories and pictures of dumb stuff. Currently, the staff is working on a website to make it easier for us to post the “dumbness”. Stay connected for sketches on “GMDtv”. Continue sending in your stories, there absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the support and being part of the GMD community.

Visit: https://gmid.wordpress.com, for more info.

Sincerely,

Juan Manuel Ortiz

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Garden of Flowers

On the shuttle to school, we pass a place called ”English Gardens”, a girl says to her classmate “Oh, do you think there are flowers in there and stuff?’ Her friend sarcastically replies, “I guess so, gardens are usually associated with plants and flowers.” – GMD

(Courtesy of: Quiomara M., FL)

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GMD: Picture of the Day

Look at Jamal in the top left corner...

If you been watching the news lately, you have heard of Somalian pirates capturing hijacking boats. This piracy has caused an international issue. The question we should ask is: “Where the hell are a bunch of starving and poor Somalian’s getting rocket launchers?” Look at the picture and spot “Jamal” he’s going to kill everyone. – GMD

(Courtesy of: GMD staff)

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Free Money

A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed? – GMD

(Courtesy of: Some idiot, ?)

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Hold Up

Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. – GMD

(Courtesy of: Anonymous, CA)

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It’s Not Mine…

David James Palmer was detained and searched in front Kelly Walsh High School after his suspicious behaviour garnered the attention of a passing police officer. Palmer, a 16-year-old drop-out, did his best to talk his way out of the situation, but when the officer found an ounce of marijuana divided into several smaller bags that made it obvious that Palmer had been dealing the drug in a school zone, he uttered the absolutely most ridiculously perfect sentence any Stupid Criminal Drug Dealer could ever say: “It’s not mine. I’m selling it!” – GMD

(Courtesy of: Kate the Great, WY.)

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GMD: Failed Inventions

When you think of playgrounds, the first thing that comes to mind are kids running and giggling. Delighting in the warmth of a sunny day; sliding out the butt hole of an elephant…

Yes, you read that correctly. Some “dumb elite” created a slide that goes through a hugh plastic elephant, starting at the chest and ending out the rear end of the elephant. Now, to bring this image all together. Image some black and hispanic kids sliding out the back. – GMD

(Courtesy of: Juan O., FL.)

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GMD: Picture of the Day

"Original"

I would give him two dollars, for the genius of the sign alone. This homeless man is hilarious and unique. While other homeless stand around with their “Will work for food” sign. This guy is pointing out an issue that affects us all… Ninjas! Damn, you and me know how sneaky those Chinese killers can be. Support the cause and fight back, give this man the karate lessons he needs to stay alive.

(Courtesy of: Anonymous)

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