It’s Not Mine…

David James Palmer was detained and searched in front Kelly Walsh High School after his suspicious behaviour garnered the attention of a passing police officer. Palmer, a 16-year-old drop-out, did his best to talk his way out of the situation, but when the officer found an ounce of marijuana divided into several smaller bags that made it obvious that Palmer had been dealing the drug in a school zone, he uttered the absolutely most ridiculously perfect sentence any Stupid Criminal Drug Dealer could ever say: “It’s not mine. I’m selling it!” – GMD

(Courtesy of: Kate the Great, WY.)

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