Monthly Archives: April 2010

Robotic Surgery

Here are some doctors that might have trouble covering this surgery through “Obama Care”. Robotic Prostate Surgery, this is weird and sounds painful. God no… why would anyone want a robot in your rear, removing cancer from your prostate. What happens if the day of your surgery, happens to be the day robots turn against mankind. Ouch! – GMD

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Let’s Make Some Money

Well, here is a sign that speaks volumes. You know you thought it, but they have the testicular fortitude to do it. Now, if I can only find out which circus is paying top dollar, I can make a killing during summertime. – GMD

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Look at the Menu Again…

Next time you order at the restaurant, check the menu closely. Apparently, this place is serving everything and nothing you want on your sandwich or salad. I don’t want to see what is on the main course platter. – GMD

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Please Stop the Madness

Is it true or something Catholics tell their children. Whatever your view might be, its absolutely hilarious. Now that you’re aware. Stop it! You might have kitty blood on your hands and other stuff as well. – GMD

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Internet Love Seekers…

She... I mean he likes you.

Internet love seeker beware. When you think you’re chatting with a beautiful girl online, you find out “she” is really a “he”. A fat pimpled faced kid with a hand full of lotion. Be careful, “eHarmony” only works in the commercials. – GMD

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