TSA worker: "I have felt C4 before, this is too meaty."
Homeland Security, has taken a lot of flack lately about their new full body scanners and full body checks (like the uncomfortable photo above). I think TSA is doing a public service, well at least in San Francisco. How does another man shoving his hand up into my groin, help the fight against terrorism. The only terrorist being caught here is testicular cancer (cancer, you had it coming). TSA please find another way to find the threatening things you are searching for and stop making me feel uncomfortable after you jiggle my friends below. I mean come on how can say, “Thank you for keep America safe, after you Gitmo raped me”. – GMD
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